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(Season 5, Episode 5) I’ve been on-board with Desperate Housewives so far, but it’s starting to lose me. When I heard that this episode was flashing back to see what’s happened in the past five years, I was hoping for some interesting revelations. But there’s nothing really unexpected here. It’s sort of normal stuff. Let’s take […]
(Season 5, Episode 4) “He paints our house, until my mom makes him drink wine and have a sleepover.” – MJ, on giving Jackson a prominent position in his school artwork, while Mike is relegated to the background This is probably the understatement of the year, but doesn’t it seem like the housewives are setting a […]
“And they call me white trash.” – Edie, upon witnessing Gaby and Susan pulling hair and throwing punches during a fight on the lawn, Desperate Housewives “We are three hours away from horny Women’s Study majors wanting to work out all their anger towards men … in their bunk beds.” – Chuck to Nate, on visiting Yale […]
(Season 5, Episode 3) “She could take down a small deer.” – Susan to Mike, talking about Juanita picking on M.J., and Mike saying he can’t teach his son to hit a girl Lynette’s ticking me off with her nagging wife thing! Why can’t Tom keep his mountain-climbing gear and other stuff in the garage? And […]
Everyone had something to say this week, from Michael Scott to Amy Poehler to Tom Bergeron, who has a sense of humor about his Emmy hosting gig: “That’s why I host, because there are very few hosting injuries … unless you count the Emmys.” – Tom Bergeron, Dancing With the Stars “In describing her beautiful home, […]
(Season 5, Episode 2) “Hey, this is what Edie and I do. We tease each other. I say she’s easier to get into than community college, she says my face looks like a knee. It’s fun.” – Mrs. McCluskey to Dave Williams This show is kind of tanking for me this season. I hate to […]
(Season 5, Episode 1 – Season Premiere) “In five years or 50, you will always be beautiful.” – Carlos to Gaby It’s good to see the Housewives again, and fun seeing what’s happened in their lives during the five years that have passed since the end of last season. Much has changed, although one thing […]
