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I’m going to break my promise to you. I apologize, but I would be forsaking my duty to you, avid Celebrity Apprentice fan, were I to ignore the horror that was Momma and Baby Rivers this past week. I’ll keep it curt, but I wanted to forewarn you: The following is not for the faint […]
I mentioned last week, when this task was introduced, that I was excited to see another Apprentice auction. I hastily take that back. This was no last year’s auction, under a big tent, with desirable goods, entertainment and liquor. This year’s auction was some crappy auctioneering of some ugly pieces of jewelry from the Ivanka […]
Not to be cruel, but this week’s challenge made me laugh. The teams were tasked with creating an in-store marketing display for LifeLock, a company that provides identity theft protection. The threat is real, but when one of the teams included their faces in the campaign, implying that anyone out there is looking to be […]
This one threw me for a loop. I have plenty to say, and I certainly never shy away from editorializing, but to avoid getting bogged down in some of the insanity from last night, let’s just start from the beginning. First of all, last week I noted that I felt Tionne Watkins was an angry […]
This week on a very special The Celebrity Apprentice … celebrity intervention? You know, I firmly salute anyone with the courage to sit a friend down and confront them about their problem with alcohol or drugs (or magic. Go Barney!) But there’s a time and a place! This week, the time and place chosen by […]
Phew. Four hours of The Celebrity Apprentice in two days, and I am wiped out. Look, all you anxious Trump-ophiles, you may be sprinters, but I’m more of a marathon man. I pace it slowly, with the objective of seeing my challenge through to the end. Though I certainly did appreciate all of your kind […]
First of all, my sincerest of sincere apologies to you all. I know that you’ve been waiting impatiently for this, and I wasted little time in putting my thoughts together once I’d actually seen episode three in this operatic drama. However, Sunday night was March Madness Selection Sunday, and alas I was consumed with bracketology. […]
