(Season 1, Episode 8) Man, there’s nothing like a homecoming episode to make you feel old, and there’s nothing like a homecoming set at West Beverly High to make you feel poor. It’s been a few weeks since the last episode, and this one wasn’t exactly worth the wait. Nothing happened. At least, nothing that […]

I need help. I don’t know how it happened, but I agreed to review 90210 for no real reason other than it was getting a lot of buzz before it premiered. I watched it and thought it was mediocre, but not unbearable, so I decided to keep on reviewing it. Then something horrifying happened: I […]

To the highly-paid and pinstriped-suited programming executives at the networks: Stop! Oh, I’m sorry. Let me be more specific. I’m not asking you to stop creating more crummy reality programs, or stop making mediocre to poor comedies that no one laughs at, or even stop airing According to Jim, which is heading in the direction […]

(Season 1, Episode 7) “You remind me of my mom and my old soccer coach. Before the … unpleasantness.” So I feel really awkward right now. Instead of just watching 90210 and just being kind of confused, I was actually really into this week’s episode. What can I say? It’s ridiculous, but this show is […]

(Season 1, Episode 5) What I like about this episode is that it addresses some of the issues that were first introduced in the pilot. For instance, we’re not even two minutes in to the episode when Annie declares that she isn’t hungry… ever (okay, so she doesn’t say that last part). But seriously. Just […]