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The House memorial – You stay classy, FOX

(Don’t worry, the memorial isn’t for Dr. House). Like all of you, I was completely shocked by Monday’s episode of House. If you haven’t seen it yet, then why the hell are you reading this? Go watch it. However, if you just can’t tear your little peepers away from my brilliant prose, I’ll humor you […]

by Kona Gallagher

Syence fyction: because geeks are inhuman

Yesterday I posted a Guest Clack written by colleague and all-around good guy, Michael Hinman, who runs Airlock Alpha. What some of you may not know is that Airlock Alpha used to be called SyFy Portal and looked quite different than it does today. Mike hinted at Airlock Alpha to me a while back, though […]

by Keith McDuffee

Did Idol judges waste some of the wild card spots?

Hell, yes! First of all, I’m thrilled to see that some of my favorites made it to the wild card eight. However, expletives seemed to flow from my mouth as the judges were announcing some of their choices. Not very ladylike, I know. Something about Idol brings out the worst in people. I disgust myself. […]

by Debbie McDuffee

So, basically, the first five episodes of Dollhouse are supposed to suck

If it wasn’t for the fact that I usually have nothing else to watch at 9 PM on Friday night — that is, nothing that’s not already sitting on my DVR on in a Netflix envelope — I’ll continue to watch Dollhouse. So far the show’s a big disappointment, and what doesn’t help at all […]

by Keith McDuffee

Is Michael Sarver really your American Idol?

Alright people, I’m trying to wrap my head around last night’s American Idol results show. I really hate this format for choosing the top 12. At the same time, I realize there’s no use railing against it because we’re stuck with it for at least this season. It just sucks to see that based on […]

by Cate Cropp

I hate Lost Untangled

Who is the brainchild behind these 30-second wonders of special effects and acting that interrupt my precious commercial watching time during Life on Mars? My four-year-old son and a Flip Mino could do a more entertaining and non-mind-numbing job. I understand what ABC is trying to do … actually, no, I have no freaking clue […]

by Keith McDuffee

Idol’s Top 36 — really? – Open Letters

Dear Simon, Paula, Randy and Kara, Apparently your producers value weirdness more than talent. I say producers because I can’t possibly believe that you are responsible for three people making the top 36 that just plain shouldn’t be there. First, Norman Gentle, or whatever his real name is. I swear, they had to have put […]

by Debbie McDuffee
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