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Diary of a Battlestar Galactica Virgin – Gee, that was depressing

Last I left you in my Battlestar Galactica virgin diary, the human/Cylon contingent discovered Earth. Everything appeared hunky-dory for the remainder of the human race. Too bad Earth had been nuked into oblivion, thus rendering it uninhabitable. Shit. These guys and gals and robots just can’t buy a break. Just when they started looking on […]

by Scott Tunstall

The Practice virgin’s diary – First degree sex monkeys seize the means

(Season 2, Episodes 5-8) Oh me oh my, but is Bobby in for a wild ride with Helen Gamble (Lara Flynn Boyle). I’m not sure I want to see him with a love interest, but I guess you never know unless you try. Lindsay struggling with her role as a criminal lawyer for drug dealers […]

by Aryeh S.

Diary of a Veronica Mars virgin – They changed the theme song?!?

(Season 3, Episodes 1-3) Well, I’ve done it. I’ve started the much-maligned third (and final) season of Veronica Mars. So far nothing has really offended me that much. Instead, it pretty much still feels like Veronica Mars, with one notable exception… Why the hell did the producers feel it was necessary to mess with the […]

by Bob Degon

The X-Files Virgin’s Diary – Killer shadow and killer Krycek

(Season 2, Episodes 22-25) Another season comes to an end, and with it comes a much more satisfying progression of The X-Files as a whole. I was getting bored at parts earlier in this season, but they ratcheted up both the quality of the stand-alone episodes, as well as the personal implications of Mulder’s work. […]

by Jason Hughes

The House Virgin Diaries – Dr. House vs. the Mouse

(Season Two, Episodes Seven – Nine) We get that House is a jerk, but seeing him interact with Stacy provides a glimpse that he may have not always been that way. Cameron, however, seems to be taking on more of his personality, and frankly, its working for her, and for us. Foreman challenges, though, aren’t […]

by Ivey West

Diary of a Weeds Virgin – From drug trafficking to human trafficking

(Season 4, Episodes 4-6) I guess this show still somewhat lives up to its title. Silas is growing pot, after all, and apparently the Mexicans are still smuggling weed into the U.S. through that tunnel. So… there’s that, I guess. But in this batch of episodes, Doug and Andy decide to become Coyotes, and “that […]

by Kona Gallagher

Diary of a Gossip Girl Virgin – Everyone gets a do-over in this world

(Season 2, Episodes 6-7) Does Gossip Girl ever have peaks and valleys when it comes to drama? For a season and a half, it has felt like just … stuff happening. It’s non-stop and ridiculous, that’s for sure, but it doesn’t feel like there are consequences to anyone’s actions. For a while, I thought the […]

by Annie Wu
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