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Diary of a Gossip Girl virgin – Nate, that chick is, like, ten

(Season 2, Episode 8) Oh, no. An unlikely couple has sprung out of nowhere. Nate and Little J are sucking face in a darkened street and I am uncomfortable for having witnessed that. Is it because it’s almost like watching Dan and Jenny make out? Or is it because Jenny’s built like a 12-year-old boy […]

by Annie Wu

Diary of a Weeds Virgin – Threesomes, hallucinogens, and rehab

(Season 4, Episodes 10-11) We’re hurtling toward the season 4 finale, and Nancy is going all out. She’s on drugs and ignoring her kids, who are sleeping with older women, selling drugs in sandwiches, and having threesomes. While she seems to be hell-bent on destruction, other characters are trying to improve their lives. Dean comes […]

by Kona Gallagher

Diary of a Buffy the Vampire Slayer – Faith, Columbine and evil twins

(Season 3, Episodes 15-18) It looks like the fallout of Faith’s murder of Finch is going to be dire indeed. I’m loving the complexity of her character, especially as we hold her up for comparison to Buffy. Despite her bravado, you can’t help but feel there has to be a confused young girl in there, […]

by Jason Hughes

Diary of a Veronica Mars virgin – Monkeys, Hookers, and RU-485

(Season 3, Episodes 10-12) The serial rapist story line was wrapped up in the last block of episodes of Veronica Mars, and the investigation into the death of the Dean is taking the forefront. Well, it’s at least taking the back burner. I’ve been a little disappointed so far because each of the first nine […]

by Bob Degon

Diary of a Prisoner Virgin – Be seeing you

(Episode 15 – “Once Upon A Time” & Episode 16 – “Fall Out”) It seems as though, as this series progressed, the writers dipped a bit more into the happy juice/snacks/herbs as the season went on. As I said a few episodes ago, The Prisoner really started to stray off of the format we’d gotten […]

by Keith McDuffee

Diary of a Firefly virgin – Girl on girl action. In space!

(Season 1, Episodes 9 – 10) With this episode, we got to see — Holy crap! Did River just cut up Jayne!? And did she just shoot three dudes without looking? Finally, some of River’s badassery is making itself known. I’m digging the team dynamic revealing itself; it’s the ensemble cast that really makes this […]

by Annie Wu

Diary of a Veronica Mars virgin – Rapist revealed

(Season 3, Episodes 8-9) So… what’s wrong with me? Nine episodes through the infamous season three of Veronica Mars, and I think I’m enjoying it more than season one or two. In this group of episodes, the serial rapist storyline was wrapped up, and I think “Spit & Eggs” was one of the better episodes […]

by Bob Degon
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