There were so many squeeable moments in the premiere of ‘The Vampire Diaries’ that I nearly overlooked the obvious awesomeness of what Katherine really did to Caroline.

‘Rescue Me’s’ season finale was surprising, gritty and offered no easy answers.

No longer satisfied with simply getting confessions from suspects, Brenda just starts having them killed. No, seriously.

Don’t you hate it when you sit through 13 hours of television, only to come to the conclusion that you’ve just wasted 13 hours of your life for a severe case of blueballs? Hey, it could’ve been worse — it wasn’t ‘Lost.’

The closing seconds of this episode shocked me, though, in hindsight, perhaps they shouldn’t have. This IS ‘Rescue Me.’

‘Last Comic Standing’ is probably one of the most confusing shows I’ve ever watched, but I was never more confused than when I watched the finale and saw that Myq Kaplan came in 5th. 5th? And who won? And what the hell is going on here?

I thought about pondering the ‘Lost’ finale a couple of days before expressing my opinion on it, but I quickly realized that it doesn’t deserve a deeper analysis than it was, itself, deep. Because it just wasn’t.