Lesbian sex, penis pasta, demon exorcisms, and cavity searches all made CliqueClack‘s Quotation Marks this week. Take a look, and add your own favorites in the comments section! “Your victim was smothered. That’s not opinion; that’s science. And science is one cold-hearted bitch with a 14-inch strap-on.” – Masuka, Dexter “Compared to a lifetime of […]

Some of my favorite TV characters had a few things to say this week, including Wil Wheaton, who played a major badass on Criminal Minds. Take a look at who said what, and feel free to offer your own favorite quotes in the comments. “I’m exhausted, but if you wanna hop on and do all […]

“And they call me white trash.” – Edie, upon witnessing Gaby and Susan pulling hair and throwing punches during a fight on the lawn, Desperate Housewives “We are three hours away from horny Women’s Study majors wanting to work out all their anger towards men … in their bunk beds.” – Chuck to Nate, on visiting Yale […]

Everyone had something to say this week, from Michael Scott to Amy Poehler to Tom Bergeron, who has a sense of humor about his Emmy hosting gig: “That’s why I host, because there are very few hosting injuries … unless you count the Emmys.” – Tom Bergeron, Dancing With the Stars “In describing her beautiful home, […]

We know you guys can’t watch every show (though if you’re like us at CliqueClack, you do your darndest to accomplish that feat). At any rate, in case you miss a show or two, we solemnly vow to bring you the best quotes right here. Our round-up this week: “I love this burger so much, […]