TV is back in full swing after the holidays, and so is Quotation Marks. In this edition, we ponder “yo momma jokes,” Kim Kardashian, and everyone’s favorite love serum, Drakkar Noir. Saturday Night Live: “I ate a whole tray of mini cannoli and thought about the ’80s.” — Kristen Wiig as Kathie Lee Gifford, commenting […]
(Week of Dec. 20, 2008) Since it’s the week before Christmas and most shows are in reruns, we’re kind of light on quotes this week. Nevertheless, we still managed to get some gems. Check out some of our favorite quotes from this past week and add your own to the comments. How I Met Your […]
(Week of Dec. 13, 2008) “I may be a ho, but I’m not a crack ho.” – Cops “Falalalala-lala-ka-ching.” – Dwight, on his his plan to buy all the unicorn dolls from local stores and sell them to desperate parents at a huge profit, The Office Desperate Housewives: “You are my rock Lynette.” – Tom […]
(Week of Dec. 6, 2008) Boobs, penises, and asses made our favorite quotes of the week. Take a look, and add your own in the comments section. “I hate disappointing just one person, and I really hate disappointing everyone. But I love Burlington Coat Factory. You go in there with $645, you are literally a […]
(Week of Nov. 29, 2008) This week saw Vic Mackey being sorry, Dexter feeling something, and Sylar hating heroes. And by the way, Elle, he is a serial killer! Check out our favorite quotes this week, and add your own in the comments. “I hate heroes.” – Sylar to Elle, after she tells the car […]
(Week of Nov. 22, 2008) “How much memory has that thing got?” – Vic Mackey, after starting to confess all of his crimes to an ICE agent with her recorder, The Shield “Well, you’ve already met Widow Woman and Spider Mike here. The Rubber Ducky makes it a great big convoy. Park it right there, […]
(Week of Nov. 15, 2008) “There’s a big learning curve to this whole ghost thing.” – Jim, Ghost Whisperer “If it’s creepy to use the Internet, military satellites, and robot aircraft to find a house full of gorgeous young models so that I can drop in on them unexpectedly, then fine, I’m creepy.” – Howard, […]
