The Olympics have made it tough to find something — anything — original on TV, but some shows have persevered to bring us laughs. Hang in ’til next week, folks!

The Olympics spell the death of television for the next few weeks, but lucky for us this past week has been jammed packed with worthy quotes, funny moments, and cheesy romance. These are some of our favorites.

“Yeah, that would be really messy if Baze was my high school crush, your baby daddy, and mom’s fifth husband.”

“Why do you care about some motherfreakin’ snakes on a motherfreakin’ plane?” — Castle’s Esposito

“It’s shame that all this montage episode told us is how crappy the show’s been lately, by showing us when it was great.”

The story of the week couldn’t help but creep into this week’s Quotation Marks. Yes, Conan just got paid 30 million to just walk away. It’s about as opposite from, “I hate to watch you go, but love to watch you leave,” as you possibly could get, eh? The Tonight Show “Hello, my name is […]

Well, cats and kittens, it’s been quite a few weeks since your last installment of Quotation Marks. I could blame the turkey, mistletoe, and other seasonal excuses, but the truth is, there wasn’t much on TV to quote. This first week back marks a collection of quotes dating back to the last time we were […]