“Two questions — One, are you single?…” – Josh Groban to Sue, on ‘Glee’

“I’ll admit in the past I’ve fantasized about waking up with Will’s head on the pillow next to me, except now I picture it attached to the rest of his body.” – Sue, on ‘Glee’

“Are you saying your fathers impregnated Patti Lupone in the Marriott in Akron? Does Mandy Patinkin know about this?” – Jesse, on ‘Glee’

“You can’t tie me down. I’m a sex shark … if I stop moving, I die.” – Puck, on ‘Glee’

“I live in a fantasy world.” – Michael Scott, in a discussion about whether his girlfriend was cheating on him, but quite possibly a fair statement about his entire life

“It all starts with the broccoli.” – Frankie’s take on where the roots of losing control over your kids can be found, on ‘The Middle’

“Just come out so we can talk. Or sing about it.” – Jesse to Rachel, hiding in the bathroom on ‘Glee’