“Hey, am I on bluetooth?”- Jim
“Yeah.” – Callie
“So, I’m kinda like Kitt on Knight Rider, huh?” – Jim

“If an accident does happen, I hope Mitchell kills me, because I would not be a very inspiring disabled person.” – Cam, on ‘Modern Family’

“I have fear. And doubt. And really serious regrets. I should be fine.” – Hardison, after Eliot told him that overconfidence is bad, on ‘Leverage’

Ellen DeGeneres is leaving American Idol. And CliqueClack is going to miss her….

“I’d be lying if I said I liked having to ask my dad for case assignments, but I’d also be lying if I said Val Kilmer still looks like Val Kilmer.” – Shawn, on ‘Psych’

“Lies are like children. Hard work, but worth it, because the future depends on them.” – House

“I know when my Vicodin isn’t Vicodin. Do you know when your birth control pills aren’t birth control pills?” – House to Cuddy, on ‘House’