Please stop the crazy. When you rival Britney Spears’ shaved head, Whitney Houston’s “crack is wack,” and a creepier Hugh Hefner circa now, we realized we had to intervene. Feel free to add to our open letter.

I’ve loved reviewing the CW’s ‘Gossip Girl’, but I can’t help feeling a bit nostalgic about the way the show used to be. Join me as I present an open letter to creators Schwartz and Savage to whine about what I miss.

I’ve been wondering: What in the world is going on with Taco Bell’s ad campaigns of late? And then it hit me, plain as the nose on my face …

It’s motorheads like Michael Fleming who try and ruin ‘The Oscars’ for everyone – the ones who put the program together, the viewers like you and me. Did The Motion Picture Academy do right?

This week, the writers of ‘Nikita’ give their viewers the ultimate Valentine’s Day gift – kickbutt TV. Was it better than midget porn? ‘Eff, yea.

Another ‘Glee’ glut of promotion courtesy of your local retail establishment. It’s not the kids who dig the show complaining, however.

Charlie Sheen finds continued success on ‘Two and a Half Men,’ while Chris Brown is slated to be a musical guest on ‘SNL.’ Why are we supporting woman-beaters?