Dear Simon, Paula, Randy and Kara, Apparently your producers value weirdness more than talent. I say producers because I can’t possibly believe that you are responsible for three people making the top 36 that just plain shouldn’t be there. First, Norman Gentle, or whatever his real name is. I swear, they had to have put […]

Hey TNT — Following last week’s episode of Leverage, you were airing a promo for this past Tuesday’s episode, “The 12-Step Job,” which looked pretty damn impressive. Every so often the ad would run, and I’d think, “Damn! The next episode looks killer!” Maybe you’ve got nothing to do with the promo department, so here’s […]

Dear Ms. Anwar, Let me just start by saying I watch Burn Notice every week, and I love the show. You are a fantastic actress, and you bring so much charm and charisma and all-around fun to the character of Fiona Glenanne. However, after last Thursday’s episode, I became very concerned. You see, if you […]

Dear American Idol Producers, I just want to send along a sincere thank you for issuing your public apology to Mark Mudd. While we already know that CliqueClack is one of the most important and influential sources on the web for television-related content, you can’t know how thrilled we are that CliqueClack had such an […]

Dear Timothy Hutton, I just want to thank you for the perfection of your flashback scene from this week’s episode of Leverage, “The Snow Job.” It worked on every level, for a myriad of reasons. First of all, you went deep, dude (and I mean “dude” as no sign of disrespect, for you are the […]

To the newbies and the dusties of the United States Congress: Hey, um, is there a problem or something? I’m just curious because, well, you may have actually done something to help the American public out. Are you feeling well? Does something hurt? Have you all been replaced by aliens and are now sitting in […]

Dear FOX programming bigwigs, Thank you. No, really, I mean it. I know, I know, you’re probably surprised and even a little disappointed. Up until now, you’ve done a really super job making all us viewers angry, what with all the cancellations and schedule rearrangements. But a couple of days ago, I read a little […]