Dear Les Moonves, President and CEO of CBS Corporation, You and I don’t know one another. I’ve never had the pleasure of meeting you, the man who saw the brilliance behind a young comedian from Queens, allowing him to create the wildly hilarious and eternally enjoyable Everybody Loves Raymond. Kudos to you on your eye […]
Dear CBS Sports Bigwigs, First of all, my congratulations to you on the deal of the century. Your exclusive rights to men’s basketball for eleven years cost you six billion dollars, which, while rich, is a mere drop in the bucket compared with the ad revenues that you’re reaping as we speak. Which is possibly […]
Dear Ghost Whisperer people, Remember back last season when we got that cool, cryptic finale with the missing shadow — who was missing? What did it mean? Not only did you come back from the summer hiatus completely ignoring that particular scene, but you didn’t give us any clear resolution on what it meant. Payne […]
To the special effects geniuses over at Bones: Well done, my friends…and, Ew! Over the last four seasons you have given us some truly horrid dead bodies for Bones and the rest of the Squints to probe and pick at, deciphering clues along the way find the murder weapon and killer. Some of the most […]
To the bean counters and pole sitters over at ABC: You’re toying with my emotions. Here I am in a fragile enough state, what with the economy plunging down the water slide of recession. Now I’m hearing news that one of the banes of my existence, one of the thorns in my side, one of my […]
Dear TV viewers (yes, all of you), I don’t ask a lot of you. Really, I don’t. For the most part, I’m perfectly happy to let you watch whatever you like. For some reason you seem to be obsessed with watching “stars” ball room dance. That’s cool with me. I don’t have a problem with […]
Dear Life on Mars writers — Fans of your show are waiting mighty patiently here for some sort of advancement in the main plotline: Sam’s predicament. First we endured a dangling cliffhanger a few weeks ago, where the episodes were aired out of order (I know — not necessarily your fault). In the cliffhanger “resolution” […]
