With Tara in absentia this week (she may or may not be stalking ‘her’ Gordon Ramsay with a ‘big, wide, happy ear-to-ear Kool-Aid smi-aye-ile’), Michael is on his own talking about an old drink standard this week.

Tara and Michael present the sequel to last week’s Dolph vs. The Unicorn. And it’s all wet….

Wow. Tara and Michael must be blissful. A CommercialClack with a unicorn, Dolph Lundgren and a flame thrower. (Oh … and something about internet security …)

Tara & Michael banter about a 50 year-old ‘game that ties you up in knots’. And, somehow, Archie, Woodstock and Screaming Yellow Zonkers get tossed in the mix.

Tara & Michael are at odds with this week’s CommercialClack entry for the drug Chantix. Really? Suicidal tendencies? Wouldn’t smoking just be easier?

Ahhhhh … the good ‘ole days. When you actually had time to sit down to put your make up on … instead of in traffic on the freeway. And I don’t know about you, but I kinda miss checking the cheekbones for radiation with a Geiger counter….

Possibly the most annoying (“No bending!”) infomercial (“Telescoping handle!”) the world has ever known. Unless you like Gilbert Gottfried (“It’s a shoehorn … on a stick!”) as much as Michael does.