TV is back in full swing after the holidays, and so is Quotation Marks. In this edition, we ponder “yo momma jokes,” Kim Kardashian, and everyone’s favorite love serum, Drakkar Noir. Saturday Night Live: “I ate a whole tray of mini cannoli and thought about the ’80s.” — Kristen Wiig as Kathie Lee Gifford, commenting […]
Law & Order (Season 19, Episode 9) Quite honestly, I think the last two seasons of Law & Order have been some of the best in the series. Ever since McCoy became the D.A. and Jeremy Sisto and Linus Roache joined the cast as Lupo and Cutter, it has been on an upswing. As much […]
(Season 1, Episode 13 – “Love Me or Leave Me”) This episode was awesome for one reason only: Jessica Walter. She had a bigger part in this episode than she usually does, and it was great. In fact, it almost made me overlook how annoying Annie was when she was whining about the stress of […]
Dear AMC, Okay, maybe that was a little harsh. I won’t actually burn you to the ground, but I will metaphorically end you with my mind if you dick over Mad Men. Yes, I know that you said it will be back this summer, which is all well and good. I mean, I would prefer […]
“I was purring! It felt amazing!” — Lady hippies have orgasms while giving birth on 20/20. Okay boys and girls, let’s sit down and have a conversation about something. I’ve already talked about my immense dislike of potheads, but that’s really only a subset of my greater enemy: dirty hippies. I started my post-holiday TV […]
I understand that it’s well-written and well-acted. It has Jeffrey Dean Morgan playing a dead dude (who isn’t having gh0st sex with his very alive ex-fiancee!) and Mary-Louise Parker. What more can you ask for? Well, yes. All of that sounds good on paper, but I have one major problem with the show: I find potheads really annoying.
(Season 1, Episode 12 – “Hello, Goodbye, Amen”) 90210 has been off the air for so long that if it weren’t for the fact that I review it, I probably would have forgotten about its existence. While we don’t exactly pick up where we left off, we may as well have, because nothing has actually […]
