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Kona Gallagher


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Bio: If you live on the East Coast and watched a local ad on cable between 2002 and 2005, there's a chance I had something to do with that-- I may have even written it. I'm sorry and I promise that I never *wanted* to end a commercial with a shot of the employees standing in the parking lot and waving; it just happens. Right now, I confine my writing to various corners of the internet, including the entire CliqueClack family of sites. If you travel between the sites, you can probably figure out enough information about me to steal my identity. So good luck with that, sucker. Have fun paying my student loans.

Posts by Kona Gallagher

Doritos Super Bowl commercial: kind of rapey and weird?

Last night, I settled in front of my TV, excited to spend three joy-filled hours fast-forwarding through the Super Bowl to get to the commercials. Even though a few had popped up online in the days before the game, I avoided them to make sure I could have the “proper” viewing experience. I even made […]

Quotation Marks – dead eyes, missing feet and OMG sports!

This week’s quotations seemed to have a lot to do with bodily parts and… fluids. I don’t exactly know why this theme emerged this week, but just so you know, all of the CliqueClack writers submit these, so that should tell you something about us. Leverage “Those dead eyes, as if there’s no soul.” –Dennis […]

CliqueClack Flashback – The State

In December of 1993, I was getting ready to turn 13 and in the interminable hell known as middle school. After bouncing around between groups of friends, trying to find my identity, I ended up with a great group of girls with whom I am still close to this day. There were a lot of […]

Diary of a Weeds virgin – Things get darker and more dangerous for Nancy

(Season 1, episodes 5-10) I wrote earlier about how I’ve gotten over my aversion to potheads and have started watching Weeds. I enjoyed the first part of the season, although there were a few things that bugged me and the first five episodes left me with several questions. I’ve finished the second five episodes of […]

Quotation Marks – House; 30 Rock; Friday Night Lights

It was a good week for quotes. Between Parker pretending to be a flight attendant on Leverage and House and Cuddy just being House and Cuddy, there was a lot of hilarity on the tube. Read on for CliqueClack’s favorite quotes of the week and feel free to post your own in the comments.

90210 – Adrianna’s pregnancy is apparently magic

(Season 1, Episode 14 – “By Accident”) I call bullshit on this entire episode. Yes, I know that this is a teen drama, and not a particularly good one at that, and with teen dramas, especially ones that aren’t particularly good, there is a need for suspension of disbelief. But come on. Adrianna’s entire pregnancy […]

Things that didn’t suck this week: Reality stars, ferry murders, duels and workouts

“Marshall’s getting ready to read a big ol’ magazine in the bathroom you share with him!” –Spencer Pratt taunts Marshall from the cover of a magazine on How I Met Your Mother. The subplot on this week’s HIMYM of Marshall not being able to poop at work wasn’t really all that funny to me. However, […]

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