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Kona Gallagher


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Bio: If you live on the East Coast and watched a local ad on cable between 2002 and 2005, there's a chance I had something to do with that-- I may have even written it. I'm sorry and I promise that I never *wanted* to end a commercial with a shot of the employees standing in the parking lot and waving; it just happens. Right now, I confine my writing to various corners of the internet, including the entire CliqueClack family of sites. If you travel between the sites, you can probably figure out enough information about me to steal my identity. So good luck with that, sucker. Have fun paying my student loans.

Posts by Kona Gallagher

Quotation Marks: Condoms, cocaine, douchiness and queefs

My favorite thing about doing Quotation Marks every week is that they seem to fall into a theme. This week’s theme? Well, it’s just dirty. How dirty? Greg House is probably the cleanest of the bunch. These are the Clackers’ favorite quotes from this week in television. As always, feel free to leave your own […]

90210: What the hell is wrong with Silver? (Besides the whole child porn thing)

This week’s episode of 90210 was one of the most confounding hours of television I have sat through recently. After a hiatus that left us all wondering if Silver was going off the deep end, it came back and answered that question with a resounding, “yes!” followed by a resounding, “…wha??” With the amount of […]

Heroes – Danko makes a friend (Live-Blog/Chat)

I know Nate is her biological father and all, but it still seems like a bad idea for him to take Claire out of the country. That’s exactly what he does though, now that he’s been outed as a big ol’ flyer (oh, Heroes. You’re the one show in which that phrase would not be […]

Quotation Marks – Highlander, alternative lifestyles, goat turds and Scooby Doo

This week’s quotes are all about word play and animals– whether it’s their turds or their use as projectiles. The double meanings of Tang and dark atriums are all here for your Sunday enjoyment. These are some of our favorite quotes from the week, and as always, feel free to leave your own in the […]

Heroes – Fact: Ali Larter has a lifetime contract with this show. (Live-blog/chat)

I keep on thinking Tracy is going to get burned up in that warehouse, but alas, none of my dreams ever come true. HRG actually convinces The Hunter to let her go, proving once and for all that he is indeed a villain. In other Heroes news, Angela is on the run (and presumably awesome) […]

Quotation Marks: Ninja star danger jock, glitter clump and butt pirates

This week’s quotes were absolutely absurd. Between Marshall’s night shirt, a graphic mental image involving glitter clump and douche tags, it was pretty much a free-for-all. Hey, remember when Lucy and Ricky slept in separate beds because showing a married couple sleeping together was too risque for television audiences? Yeah, those were the days. Anyway, […]

Life – Crews gets a new partner

In case the medium shots, file folders and scenes that take place at a table weren’t a big enough hint for you, Sarah Shahi, who plays Dani Reese, is hugely pregnant. The writers smartly decided not to make Dani pregnant with Tidwell’s child, so instead they shipped her off to Quantico to join an FBI […]

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