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Aryeh S.


Bio: While CliqueClack is my first foray into the blogosphere, it’s just one stop along my long journey in writing. With my first book of short stories bounded via copy machine when I was still a lad, my evolution along the trajectory of writing has far exceeded that of my drawing; that first book was fronted by a rather pedestrian hand drawing of “Leatherhead”, of TMNT fame, and my ability hasn’t grown beyond rudimentary since those days. But the baby’s cute!

Posts by Aryeh S.

The Middle – Remembering the trick with reindeer

Frankie losing out on tickets to the concert for lack of her ability to read the security word in the shaded box was too true; those things are getting more and more ridiculous to decipher. What’s the use of security when it keeps humans out?

The Celebrity Apprentice – The mob jokes are old already

We knew they were coming, but even in the face of Victoria Gotti’s inclusion on the show, did you expect the sheer volume of mob jokes on this season of ‘The Celebrity Apprentice’? And in just the first two hours? I hope she gets fired soon just so we can see the end of the bad jokes!

Californication – So that’s where Adriana’s been!

I love having Scott Michael Foster on ‘Californication’ this season, as much as I dislike Becca and as bad as Tyler is for her. But I don’t think that Tyler’s anything like Hank, so why’s the show forcing the point? Now he’s a writer, too? Let Hank not like him for who he is, not for any other reason!

The Office – It was Dwight

“The menstrual cycle determines every choice a woman makes. You see, during ovulation, a woman’s only goal is to get pregnant. And during menses, she is sad that she has failed. And how does the woman console herself? Shopping. Shopping.” – Dwight, on the cyclical nature of retail

NCIS – No Palmer? No fair!

Talk about odd casting choices. How about Ray Wise as superhero ICU’s father (and the man behind the murders)? The Devil himself signed on for two minutes of screen time on an ‘NCIS’ episode? Huh?

The Office – Deep inside perfect pork anus

How real do you think Erin’s vow to not come back was? I’m not a fan, so I’m kind of rooting for it to be real, but I wonder if the line was merely throwaway or if it’s setting the stage for an Erin plot to come in Florida. What do you think?

Get psyched for Donald Trump’s latest batch of “celebrities”

Another season of ‘Celebrity Apprentice’ is right around the corner … are you ready to play another game of “How many of these people would I recognize on the street?” My score is five!

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