Parker and Stone may have had a point to make about the stupidity of NASCAR drivers, but it was kind of lost in there. It would have made more sense if Cartman actually became a true, world class NASCAR driver after going through is marathon of bad TV and binging on Vagisil.
Anyway, here are some of my favorite quotes from the episode:
“I’m gonna be a NASCAR driver, Butters. I’m going for the gold.” – Cartman
“NAS … NASCAR?” – Butters
“I know — I’m not poor and stupid enough….” – Cartman
“How come you’re hanging upside down?” – Butters
“I need to get stupid, Butters. I’m getting all the blood to rush to my head and watching a marathon of Two and a Half Men.” – Cartman
“How bad is it doctor?” – Butters
“He has two fractured ribs, a broken femur, torn ligaments in both knees and a level two concussion. He also appears to be developing three small vaginas in his stomach, but they are all sparkling clean.” – Doctor
“Oh it’s so easy for you, isn’t it Kenny? I got to get poor all on my own, you know? I wasn’t born with a plastic spoon in my mouth!” – Cartman
“You seemed really stupid, Eric!” – Butters
“Thanks B-Butts. I really think I can hold my own against these guys. Little worried about that Jimmie Johnson guy, though. He seems dumber than spit. And that Danica Patrick chick? Whew!” – Cartman
Clacked by Keith McDuffee 
on Oct 06, 2010 @ 23:42 EST5EDT
