Modern Family – Quotes and more quotes

“One day I’m going to be a grandfather and then everybody better hide their meat.” – Phil, when Jay takes over the grill from him

“Oh, he owns Earth Gear Apparel. I have their ski pants.” – Cam
“You … you don’t ski.” – Mitchell
“I have cargo pants and I don’t work at the docks.” – Cam

“It’s Cameron’s turn to be out in the world, interacting with other adults. While I get to stay at home and plot the death of Dora the Explorer…. Fill her backpack with bricks and throw her into Candy Cane river.” – Mitchell

“Why do I have to come to these things?” – Alex
“Because you love your brother.” – Claire
“Why don’t you make him go to my orchestra concerts?” – Alex
“Because we love your brother.” – Phil

“Home come you’re not coaching?” – Claire
“Because your dad coached football.” – Phil
“I’m sorry … and I am going to make it up to you tonight….” – Claire
“And I’ll be thinking of your dad when you do.” – Phil
“Hmm … disturbing.” – Claire

“What’s my coaching philosophy? Give a kid a bird, and he becomes one of those weird dudes who walks around with a bird on his shoulder. But give him a pair of wings … and he can fly. Unless he has absolutely no hand-eye coordination.” – Phil

Clacked by Debbie McDuffee
on Apr 14, 2010 @ 22:00 EST5EDT