Television certainly returned with a force this past week following the Olympics, but that doesn’t mean it’s all the way back. Personally, I found that for a complete slate of new episodes, the week was rather wanting on the quotes side. Or maybe our team here at CliqueClack was simply caught unprepared for the subtle humor that your favorite show spews forth week after week. If so, let me know what we missed!
Community
“Oh, come on. If all Chinese were psychic you would’ve started using birth control centuries ago.” – Pierce to Chang
Greek
“Sorry … did you say your name was Beaver?” – Mrs. Hilgendorf
“Well, it’s short for The Beaver.” – Beaver
How I Met Your Mother
“Our girl parts are like spider webs … sometimes you catch things you don’t want.” – Robin
The Middle
“Saturday’s my day to decompress.” – Brick, on why he didn’t want to compete in the Orson County Bee
“I had the lowest of expectations, and I’m still disappointed.” – Axl, upon arriving at the world’s largest tree stump
Modern Family
“You never want your kids to see you scared. You want to be that rock they can grab a hold of in a stormy sea. Actually, a rock would sink. So a floating rock.” – Phil
“You know it’s because you’re Asian, right? No, I’m sorry, am I just supposed to ignore the giant panda in the room?” – Cam, when Lily calls her pediatrician “mommy” (a gay dad’s worst fear)
“Hey Cam, where did we get this dolly from?” – Mitchell
“Janice and Olivia. They brought it over yesterday. Lily loves it.” – Cam
“Seems a little frilly, you know, coming from them.” – Mitchell
“Because they’re lesbians? That’s sort of an offensive stereotype, don’t you think?” – Cam
“I suppose. I’m sorry. Hey, did they bring back our coffee maker?” – Mitchell
“No, it was too big. They were on their motorcycle.” – Cam
Psych
“We’re one and the same. We’re Shassie now. We’re Sharlton. We’re Spenciter.” – Shawn to Lassiter
“We’re gonna go out and hunt some Marlin.” – Henry
“Wayans? Well, it’s about time. Get out there quick before they make another White Chicks.” – Shawn
Rules of Engagement
“Oh right … your marriage is at the point where you like to introduce new characters.” – Russell’s take on kids
Clacked by Aryeh S.
on Mar 07, 2010 @ 14:00 EST5EDT
