It’s been a sad two weeks for TV. The Olympics have killed our February, our snow days, and our spirits. But while it hasn’t exactly been business as usual on the big “four,” renegades like USA Network — among others — have continued to work hard to bring us something more entertaining than their counterparts over at the USA Committee (see that little play on USA?). It’s not quite the same without a tidbit from Brick Heck, Michael Scott, or Barney Stinson, but at least it’s a start.
Just a few more days everybody. Hang in there!
Greek
“Celibate good times, come on!” – Dale’s Christian party theme
(Calling to Rusty from the other room) “Sometimes Bridget eats with her retainer in and kissing her is like eating lunch twice in one day.” (Walks in and sees Casey) “Hey Casey; how long you been there?” – Dale
“Ah, long enough to taste my lunch twice.” – Casey
Lost
“Jacob — where is he?” – Jack to Hurley
“Kind of dead. He turns up wherever he wants, like Obi-Wan Kenobi.” – Hurley
Psych
“First of all, you’ve got to stop using that, ‘I’m not falling for no banana in my tailpipe’ voice when you’re imitating a white person.” – Shawn to Gus
“The Thornburg virus … what does this have to do with Richard Chamberlain?” – Shawn
“Let me get this straight … You hit the town, get sloppy drunk, pass out, woke up without a virus? Isn’t that usually the other way around?” – Shawn to client
“I still smell like stinky nuts, Shawn.” – Gus, after being trapped in a hazmat suit with Shawn’s corn nuts
“Gus, we don’t have four hours to riff on that.” – Shawn
“The Thornburg virus is an extremely rare virus that primarily targets people in Africa, which makes it racist by the way.” – Gus
“So I took her back to my room? This is crazy! Is it possible I have game?” – Donny
White Collar
“Tell me agent, do you fashion yourself a wine aficionado?” – Snooty wine auctioneer
“I like a good Pinot now and then.” – Peter
“Pinot. You’ve seen Sideways.” – Snooty wine auctioneer
Clacked by Aryeh S.
on Feb 28, 2010 @ 12:00 EST5EDT
