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South Park takes on Paul “TURD” Watson and Whale Wars

- Season 13, Episode 11 - "Whale Whores"

South Park Alien on Whale Whores

Once again, there above’s this week’s hint for where to find the hidden alien for the South Park‘d contest. Good luck to y’all, and remember who to give a shout-out to when you get animated!

This week was a hell of a lot funnier than the past few episodes, picking fun of a show that totally deserves it: Discovery’s Whale Wars. The show’s “star,” Paul Watson, has been criticized plenty of times for lying for his cause, and his “reality” show has been called a sham by many. To see a big fat “TURD” on an actual photo of Watson hanging in the “Sea Shepherd,” then the rest of the Whale Warriors being called “incompetent, vegan pussies doing absolutely nothing and turning it into drama” was gold. Unfortunately I know a few other shows like that.

More quotes on Watson:

Larry King: “But their old captain, Paul Watson, was an unorganized, incompetent media whore who thought lying to everyone was OK as long as it served his cause.”
Critic: “Yes, of course. Everyone knows that Paul Watson was a smug, narcoleptic liar with no credibility….”

Let’s not forget another appearance of Guitar Hero with the hilarious rendition of Lady Gaga’s “Poker Face” by Cartman, playing as a montage of Stan’s Real Whale Wars took place.

The icing on the cake was Stan’s dad, when the Japanese decided to stab, mutilate and eviscerate all the “real” ones responsible for dropping the bomb on Hiroshima, the chickens and cows: “Great job, Stan. Now the Japanese are normal, like us.”

Damn, I’d hate to be the guys who were really piloting that plane….

Photo Credit: Comedy Central

10 Responses to “South Park takes on Paul “TURD” Watson and Whale Wars”

October 28, 2009 at 11:10 PM

so the alien is on the (deadliest catch) crab boat??

October 28, 2009 at 11:11 PM

I had a feeling it was on the whale wars boat.
but it’s the same color.
You dirty, dirty south park alien hiders.

October 29, 2009 at 12:11 AM

so where did you see the alien?

October 28, 2009 at 11:46 PM

It was Rock Band, not Guitar Hero.

October 28, 2009 at 11:53 PM

Huh, I thought from this video that it was Guitar Hero: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCBU1KLNi64

October 29, 2009 at 1:07 AM

Nah, that’s not an official video. Poker Face is not currently in either Guitar Hero or Rock Band games, but you can tell that Kyle and Kenny’s instruments are Rock Band products.

October 29, 2009 at 9:37 AM

Definitely Rock Band. You can tell because the hits are square as opposed to circles in GH.

October 31, 2009 at 2:56 PM

The photo of Paul Watson used in the Whale Wars episode was mine. I made it 3 weeks ago at a Surfrider Event in Los Angeles. I saw Paul walking up to the event and he tried to circumvent the red carpet. I saw the potential for a great shot and called Paul out and convinced him to walk the red carpet. None of the other wire photographers there realized the magnitude of douche we were dealing with. The shot that Southpark used was a long shot down the carpet with a 70-200 2.8 lens. To say I was shocked when I saw my picture used on Southpark was an understatment. Thanks again Matt for using my photo. You totally made my week. I owe you one mate.

November 3, 2009 at 6:42 PM

its behind the guy with black hair and a hat. the 2 with the black bears

November 12, 2009 at 5:20 PM

I met one of the guys on that plane and umm if thats what the japanese would have done then he would have been fucked up the ass

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