This week, I’m pondering the Ax Men‘s ineptitude, Fox’s power shun, and Kitty’s stupidity. Read on, and clack to me in the comments below.
I’ve got an ax to grind with Ax Men. Is it just me, or do their shenanigans not bode well for the woodcutting industry? Between snapped cables, runaway logs, and machines that burst into flames, it’s amazing that Rygaard Logging isn’t mired in lawsuits. I guess it’s fitting that the sponsor of this History Channel show is Nationwide Insurance. I hope they’re on their side.
Kitty Walker is a complete dope. I mean, she’s got Rob Lowe — Rob Lowe! — at home and she’s out in the park picking up strangers. Dope. Makes me want to grab the scruff of her neck and shake her.
Watching TV makes you less lonely. Or so says a study that I’m sure someone spent zillions of dollars on. And, really? No kidding. It’s why we all keep it on as background noise when we’re in the house alone. There’s your study. Hand over my million bucks.
Lie to Me trumps Obama. I’m liking Fox more and more. Especially since they’re refusing to air the President’s 100-day press conference, and choosing Lie To Me instead. I’m thinking maybe we could combine them. Have Tim Roth’s Cal Lightman sit in on the press conference and interpret the Prez’s facial movements for inconsistencies.
Entourage gets in bed with Spike. I see where Spike TV is nearing an agreement to buy off-network cable rights to HBO’s Entourage. Doesn’t that seem weird? I dunno … Spike is the “guy network.” Sure, Entourage is about guys, but we’re talking bromances here. I think more girls watch it than guys. My husband wouldn’t be caught dead watching Entourage. Just sayin’…
Clack to me!
Clacked by Jane Boursaw 
on Apr 28, 2009 @ 16:00 EST5EDT
I love Entourage but since I’m a wuss anyway I don’t count ;-)