My favorite thing about doing Quotation Marks every week is that they seem to fall into a theme. This week’s theme? Well, it’s just dirty. How dirty? Greg House is probably the cleanest of the bunch.
These are the Clackers’ favorite quotes from this week in television. As always, feel free to leave your own in the comments.
House
“Meet my diagnostic posse: Hot, Dark and Darker.” – House
“You better not be praying in there!” – House
Big Bang Theory
Wolowitz: “Penny; Let me take this opportunity to point out that you are looking particularly ravishing today.”
Penny: “Not with a thousand condoms, Howard.”
Wolowitz: “So there is a number.”
Sheldon: “Do those sound like castanets to you?”
Leonard: “The box says ‘kitchen.'”
Sheldon: “So? Do cocaine smugglers write ‘cocaine’ on the box?”
Reaper
“Lookin’ sharp, Buffy, lookin’ sharp.” – Devil to Sam while he was holding a wooden stake
Supernatural
“Writing yourself into the story is one thing, but as a prophet? That’s like, M. Night level douchiness.” – Chuck Shirley
South Park
Woman: “That’s all well and good, but WE can do The Road Warrior…”
Woman’s queef: “NOO! We go in! We kill! No more talk! We kill! Soon my dog of war, but we have to do it my way …. Losers … Losers wait!”
Clacked by Kona Gallagher 
on Apr 05, 2009 @ 19:41 EST5EDT
what happened to the big lists of quotes that use to be on here? did TV just go downhill or is it lazyness?
Honestly, there wasn’t much notable this week to my recollection. It happens. Got anything we missed? If so, mention it!
It sucks that Life On Mars is gone because Ray Carling was always good for 2 or 3 great lines a week.
You are woman, hear you roar. Queef free, every woman everywhere…