Big Love – I hope Ana gets pregnant!

by Jen Creer

I know, I know. Sarah is pregnant. Do we really need two unplanned pregnancy story lines?

YES.

Ana and Bill secretly slept together two episodes ago, when they thought they were breaking up. They haven’t told the three wives about it. Then, Bill went berserk about her infidelity when Ana slept with Matt. Ana, in the meantime, thinks Bill is a complete hypocrite. And so the carousel goes, around and around and around. So, let’s let Ana get pregnant (ohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease) so that there is a question about paternity.

What do you think Bill would do? Would he be more worried about claiming (or determining) paternity? Or would he be more worried about what his three wives are going to do to him when they find out that he not only cheated on all of them with Ana, but that he also has now gotten her pregnant?

What would they do if it’s not Bill’s child? And would Bill be smart enough to have a paternity test done before he opened his big mouth? Even better: What would happen if it weren’t Bill’s child? Or if it were, but Ana decided to break up with him … er, them. That would be an interesting custody battle.

Oh, the possibilities are delicious. I haven’t heard anything, no rumors, not a whisper. I just suddenly thought the other day, “Oh, wow, Ana has slept with two men now. Interesting….” and things sort of took off from there.

But am I right?