Is this post just another reason for me to say how much I loved last night’s episode of How I Met Your Mother? Maybe, maybe not. But TV Squad has an exclusive photo that I just had to share with you here at CliqueClack.
It seems that Lily’s napkin, the one where she wrote down 50 reasons to have sex, really does exist. [ Post update: There’s a nice big picture of the napkin over at CBS] I know you are dying to know all 50 reasons, so jump with me:
- Because you can’t get to sleep
- Make-up sex
- Break-up sex
- Your friend told you about a new position
- Revenge
- Rebound
- Paratrooping / bangin’ for roof
- Nothing good on TV
- Because you’re in a hotel
- Curiosity
- It’s raining
- It’s halftime
- Diet / exercise
- Celebrate recent weight loss
- You finally get the chance to show your childhood bed some action
- Prom night
- You’re already at their place and don’t want to have to move your car
- Show off new lingerie
- Celebrate major victory by favorite team and / or political candidate
- Your chance to do it in a specific location (ex. airplane, Burger King bathroom)
- To prove we’re not in a rut
- Stress relief
- Just shaved legs
- Forgot to buy a birthday present
- “Let’s Get It On” by Marvin Gaye is playing on the radio
- Celebrating the joy of life after a near-death experience
- Your one chance with a celebrity
- Time an egg
- To avoid cleaning, studying or doing work of any kind
- She wants to
- It’s cold outside
- Cheer someone up (pity)
- Keeping up with the neighbors
- Your roommate is out of town and you can do it on the couch
- Some very protected sex to celebrate the fact that I’m not / we’re not / you’re not pregnant
- Practice
- They have air conditioning and you don’t
- Because he / she is from one of the countries you haven’t had sex with a person from yet
- “Damn, your calves look good in those cargo shorts” sex
- Called / tested the wrong person but she was into it anyway
- Because she looks like your superhot cousin and this is the closest it will ever get to it being okay
- Breaking in a new apartment
- Because he says he loves you and you’re not ready to say it back yet
- Wingman diving on the friend grenade
- Your condoms are about to expire
- It’s getting a little hard
- Miscommunication (Cheetos sex)
- To reinforce good behavior (such as shaving and dental hygiene)
- To change the subject
- Love ♥
Well, some of these are simply logical, aren’t they? Air conditioning can be a near-necessity during the summer heatwaves, after all. And really, isn’t it a pain to move your car? I think my favorites have to be the hot cousin look-alike (#41) and the new country citizen (#38) … because random is funny.
What’s your favorite reason to have sex?
Photo Credit: TV Squad
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For 8 long years I used reason # 17 with this one girl. Only instead of not wanting to have to move my car I didn’t want to move all my stuff and my car. Some of those could have fallen under # 7 because I didn’t have rent money 3 or 4 months and she let me slide, so I guess I was bangin for roof those months.
You are a sad, sad person.
All good reasons but we all know that the best sex is number #2
I know that’s also sad but it’s true nonetheless.
Great, it’s 9:30am and I have 50 reasons why I hate this website right now ;-)