Lesbian sex, penis pasta, demon exorcisms, and cavity searches all made CliqueClack‘s Quotation Marks this week. Take a look, and add your own favorites in the comments section!
“Your victim was smothered. That’s not opinion; that’s science. And science is one cold-hearted bitch with a 14-inch strap-on.” – Masuka, Dexter
“Compared to a lifetime of Zoloft, 445’s a bargain.” – Lafayette to Tara, on the price of her mother’s exorcism, True Blood
“Can I hide this box of penis pasta in your dressing room?” – Liz, on the adoption agency visiting her workplace, 30 Rock
30 Rock:
“I got rid of all my Colin Firth movies in case they consider them erotica.” – Liz
“The man can wear a sweater.” – Jack
“Alright, Dorothy, we’re off to see the wizard.” – Elle to Claire, on going to Pinehearst to see if they can be fixed, Heroes
“You are a dentist. You are used to cavity searches.” – Lee to Orson, on him going to prison, Desperate Housewives
“Nobody likes a fickle god.” – Gaby, on getting pregnant when she was told she couldn’t years ago, Desperate Housewives
“Geez, Edie. Are we going for drinks or a mammogram?” – Mrs. McCluskey, on seeing Edie’s revealing dress, Desperate Housewives
“The guy’s bleeding out of his pores. What does that tell us? Other than you don’t want to play basketball against him and that he’s dying.” – Dr. House, House, M.D.
“I’m a humanitarian.” – Dr. House, House, M.D.
“Congratulations?” – Francine, on Betty’s pregnancy, Mad Men
“Hey, Dunkin’ Donuts. America does not run on Dunkin’. You guys owe me a new gas tank!” – Stephen Colbert, The Colbert Report
“Who am I? When did I become the needy housewife?” – Wendy, on feeling hurt when Shane doesn’t kiss her goodbye, Lipstick Jungle
“Not in this lifetime.” – Clark, on Oliver’s suggestion of trying out the red cape, Smallville
“I hate her, hate her, hate her. Like I want to stab her in the face.” – Corinne, Survivor
Clacked by Jane Boursaw 
on Oct 31, 2008 @ 15:19 EST5EDT
niice I really liked that Clark said that—funny :D